College Football Helmet Quiz
Ohio State Fans Spurn ESPN
LT in '08
Elvis returns, dedicates "In The Bunker" to British Open sufferers
Why was Branson Wright fired as Cavs beat reporter?
Bonds or Holliday Hitting Behind Pujols?
Manny Deserves Better
All-Stars of the past present and future
New Lebron/Yao Commercial
Jose Canseco vs. Vai Sikahema fight reenacated using Mike Tyson's punch out
Friday, July 18, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
No Favorite for Claret Jug
Batman’s Rogues Gallery–Done NFL Style
Dog removed from menus for Beijing Olympics
MJ's New Girlfriend
The Real Charles Barkley Question
Round 2 -- Cops Nab "Rampage" Again
Ashley Harkleroad's Playboy Cover
Andy Oliver Adds OSU As A Defendant
More "Foot fetish" Pics of WWE Diva Candice Michelle Discovered
Casting For the Josh Hamilton Story
Interview with Coach/Reliever/Punk Rocker Scott Radinsky
Bud Selig and his bad ideas
Baseball may be flawed, but it's perfect
Why wasn't Joe Morgan at the ASG? Two Words: Ryne Sandberg
Yoooooouuuur 2008 Super Hero All-Stars
Game Time: Flip Cup Guys are coming
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Monday, July 14, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
Taking a dump in the Stanley Cup. (The World of Isaac)
Why is MLB encouraging ballot-box stuffing? (With Malice...)
New voice of Cleveland Indians fans. (TDBR)
Jose Canseco: "I slept with Fannie Mae" (eTrueSports)
The 2008 Home Run Derby drinking game. (Home Run Derby)
Cell phone guys at a baseball game. (NESW Sports)
Jim Tressel's new book is shockingly candid. (The Money Shot)
Why did Shaun Alexander suck so much last year? (NE Patriots Draft)
Kenny Perry is a fraud. (Rumors and Rants)
Sports blogger slump. (The Legend of Cecilio Guante)
WAG-OFF - Day one: USA WAGs vs EUROPEAN WAGs. (on 205th magazine)
Brand Thunder takes browser customizations to aspiring models. (The Sports Agent Blog)
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Monday, July 7, 2008
THE 'ROID REPORT FOR THE WEEK OF JUNE 29
by Gary Gaffney, MD, Steroid Nation
July, the gateway to August and the 2008 Olympics. July, the Tour de France. July, when the weightlifters all bail from competition.
Beginning last week and striding (or stroking) into the early days of July, US athletes competed for berths on the 2008 Olympics team and airfare to Beijing China. Olympic athletes also face more stringent dope testing preparing for the Olympics than in previous years.
In the USA camp, drug-cheat and ex-gold medal winner Justin Gatlin, did not run in the '08 Olympic trials. Gatlin or no Gatlin, the USA showed speed to burn: Tyson Gay fired up the 100M in an wind-aided 8.68. However Gay pulled a hamstring in the 200, falling hard o the fast new track in Eugene OR.
Several once-juiced athletes qualified for the US track team: Torri Edwards a female sprinter, and Demu Cherry in women's 100M hurdles. Both served suspensions in past years for doping: Edwards a stimulant, and Cherry a nandrolone metabolite. None disgraced themselves as much as former world record holder Tim Montgomery who plead guilty to heroin charges last week.
US gymnast Morgan Hamm failed to inform the USOC of his therapeutic use of an anti-inflammatory steroid for hip pain; this did not sooth US Olympics officials who need both Hamm and his twin brother to compete at Beijing.
The big news over in Omaha, when US swimmers competed for Olympics slots included an incredible performance by superman Michael Phelps, and superwoman Dara Torres. Torres (photo to the left) a 41 year-old mother defied gravity, swimming faster that she did 20 years ago to qualify for her 5th Olympiad. Cynics howled at the moon attempting to identify if she doped. This appears to be futile exercise: she never tested positive for the juice even when questions arose in 2000. Torres attributes her amazing physique to stretching, and not weight machines (? lifting). Torres feel so righteous she volunteered to offer every body fluid and a couple abdominal organs for dope testing. Fava beans anyone?
The dope testers worked overtime abroad. Bulgaria lost an entire weightlifting team to juice. The Chinese cracked down on several athletes. Lord Coe in the UK looks dimly on sprinter Dwain Chambers -- a BALCO player -- attempt to override the lifetime ban Britain slapped on the track star. Euro indoor champ, Slovak shot putter Mikulas Konopka, appears to be banned for doping, serving life plus 3.
The biggest loss occurred when Turkish gold medalist 4ft-11inch Halil withdraw from the upcoming Beijing Olympics, thus spoiling his opportunity for a 3-peat in weight lifting. Mutlu (photo to the right) said he was coming up short on training lifts. Mutlu cast a long shadow on his achievements when he was nailed with a steroid suspension.
The 2008 Tour de France rolled out a less than star-studded stable of cyclists, cut down by the pervasive doping offenses the past several years in pro cycling. While Floyd Landis considered appealing his recent loss of the 2006 Tour to the man in the moon, Alejandro Valverde took Day One. Valverde's lead, implicated in the huge Operation Puerto doping scheme in Europe, suggests connoisseurs of the doping scandal may yet be served in the '08 Tour. Then again, even the EPO test employed to catch blood doping cheats, draws lab validity questions. (and here)
Oh yes, and the PGA began steroid testing; John Daly they are looking at you, dude.
Almost a quiet week in baseball. Ex-trainer Brian McNamee asked the court to dismiss Roger Clemens's defecation suit (anyone catch that?) against him. Mega-juicer Jason Giambi is making a case to be on the 2008 All-Star team, as Mitchell-report add-on Todd Williams would just like to make an MLB team.
Several weeks of the Tour de France and several weeks until the Beijing Olympics. Wonder what steroid surprises lie ahead?
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
TOP 10 PGA TOUR CHANGES AFTER THE LOSS OF TIGER WOODS
by DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolThe PGA Tour is staring down the barrel at months of lower ratings in the wake of Tiger Woods' knee rehabilitation. How are they planning to compensate for the expected revenue and ratings loss?
10. Rocco Mediate has to grow a sinister mustache to twirl as he gloats over how he "took out Tiger"
9. DJ Trahan, Kenny Perry and Jeff Quinney have to undergo controversial deep tanning bed treatments
8. 40% of field now required to wear a red shirt on Sundays, in the hopes of tricking casual viewers
7. New nicknames mandated for Lion Mickelson, Cheetah Singh and Screaming Lemur Garcia
6. Exciting new "whip it out" rule for players with shorter drives on the back nine on Sundays
5. The awesome power and majesty that is a Colin Montgomerie Dunk Tank
4. Unnamed scientists from the Bay Area brought in as "swing and nutrition consultants"
3. PGA Tour Commissioner TIm Finchem to give away one million dollars to one lucky viewer every week; Finchem also plans to start hitting slow players with steel chairs
2. Jack Nicklaus forced to come back in a powered exo-skeleton
1. Belitting all tournament winners until one of them snaps
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Thursday, June 19, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
10 Wheaties boxes you'll never see. (Cuzoogle)
The Complete Babes Of The UEFA Euro 2008 Gallery. (Banned in Hollywood)
Aaron Rodgers' game did not need marriage rumors. (Throwing Into Traffic)
Why isn't the NFL in Los Angeles? (Moondog Sports)
Shots, Kegstands, Boobies on the PGA Tour. (The World of Isaac)
Celtics parade photos/live blog. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Top 10 reasons Kobe is not MJ. (NESW Sports)
The MLB All-Crazy Team. (The Legend of Cecilio Guante)
Bidding Eric Wedge (a Hopeful) Adieu. (Waiting For Next Year)
Hank Steinbrenner Has It Backwards: It's NOT the Designated Hitter Rule. (ArmchairGM)
Illegal Smuggling Or Legal Aid? (The Sports Agent Blog)
The Ultimate Warrior Turns 49 And Still Won’t Take Any Of Your Shit. (The PosterBoy)
Cricket gets with it...will allow switch hitting. (Steady Burn)
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
Was Tiger faking? Retief thinks so. (The World of Isaac)
Today's 10 Hottest Female Golfers. (All Balls)
Kevin Garnett was popping crazy pills at the post-game. (Brahsome)
Congratulations Celtics! (With Malice...)
Congratulations, Kudos and Hats Off to the Boston Celtics. (Empty The Bench)
Taking myself to task for the Celtics title. (SimonOnSports)
Top 10 reasons Kobe is not MJ. (NESW Sports)
Don't worry Kobe: Others have had their ass kicked on title night. (TMC)
Phil Jackson's nap lack blamed for blowout. (eTrueSports)
You've been Ginobli'd. (Docksquad)
What type of sports fan are you? (Waiting For Next Year)
How O.J. Mayo spent his money. (CollegeOTR)
Another French collapse. (Rumors and Rants)
Odds of certain NFL players holding out. (BetVega)
TDBR interviews a guy who served Brady Quinn at Chipolte. (The Dave Burba Revolution)
Roller derby track from Charlie's Angels destroyed. (Steady Burn)
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY AWARD: Hugging Harold Reynolds
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
England's finest WAGs are all on holiday. (The Spoiler)
The Real Sporting World, Episode Three: Drunken Interviews. (Sport Crack)
Death to "Get in the hole" jerks. (Yahoo!)
John Daly, Jr. grips it and rips it. (on 205th magazine)
Ice faceplant!! (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Mets Owner to Marry - Knicks Owner! (eTrueSports)
New York Comedy Festival. (Waiting For Next Year)
If you can't run to first base, please, stop playing baseball. (TMC)
Big Papi has James Woods. (Red Sox Monster)
Michelle Tafoya over Erin Andrews? (Rumors and Rants)
College Football Fan Reacts To Athlon’s Preseason Top 25. (Next Round)
Javon Walker Got Knocked Out And Robbed. (MaddenCowboy)
WWE Diva Ashley Massaro's new tattoo (and it's a big one). (Spork Fu)
When a 7'2" basketball player does the Soulja Boy. (The Play in CA)
The combo guards are waiting for another year. (The Grand National Championships)
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY AWARD: Hardwood Paroxysm
Non-Sports Link you should see: Cindy Crawford, baby.
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Monday, June 16, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
Top Ten Sports Phrases that Cause Uncontrollable Giggles. (HHR)
So that's not Donald Sutherland next to Nicholson in the front row? (Steady Burn)
Lakers force a game 7? Unlikely. (TMC)
Bucks players drawing interest. (My Sports Rumors)
New Tiger Woods Commercial. (Docksquad)
Tiger Woods Needs Jose Reyes. (SimonOnSports)
Adding Up Vick Family Crimes. (End Zone Buzz)
Donald Trump vs. UFC. (WND)
Baseball's Hall of Fame game. (Rumors and Rants)
Dear Texas Rangers, We Have a Suggestion. (TLOCG)
Flavor Flav Proves To Be Stepping Stone Before Banging Athletes. (Poster Boy)
A way to make fantasy football better. (Five Tool Tool)
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I TAKE IT ALL BACK!
by E. Spencer Kyte, Bugs and Cranks
Forget every disparaging word I have ever said about the Mainstream Media's coverage of Tiger Woods during a Golf Tournament.
I don't care if he's first or forty-second - this is the guy to be talking about.
He's a freak of nature and quite possibly the greatest athlete hobbling around the planet today.
Not golfer - athlete.
Could LeBron or Kobe knock down an 18-foot jumper with time winding down, their team down one and only a handful of weeks after having surgery? And they're playing for the fourth consecutive night...
His commercial compadre Roger Federer was in the running, but seeing as he has this thing about not ever being able to beat Nadal in France, he's out.
Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin are huge talents too, but seriously, there is no way they could do what Tiger has been doing these past few days.
The fact that he was even in contention this weekend speaks volumes about his competitive drive, his tenacity and his desire to be the best every single time he picks up a club.
That he dropped that putt on 18 to force today's playoff - where he is currently 2-up through 11 - makes me look like an absolute moron for ever questioning the coverage of a just-off-the-pace Tiger.
Oh, it also lays to rest the "Is he the greatest ever?" debate too.
Answer: Abso-fucking-lutely!
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
NOT AGAIN...
by E. Spencer Kyte, Bugs and Cranks
Dear Mainstream Media,
Didn't you learn anything from The Masters?
* * * * * * * * *
Another Major Tournament is upon us and someone not named Tiger Woods is in the lead. So, as you would expect, all the coverage is of Tiger stalking his prey - how he shot a great round yesterday to get within striking distance of leader Stuart Appleby.
I know they're playing at Torrey Pines this weekend, but it sure does feel a lot like Augusta, Georgia to me, what with all the "never mind the other guy that's in the lead, look at Tiger!"
In fact, this time around it's even better, as Tiger has done nothing of consequence on a golf course since not winning The Masters. Knee surgery will do that to you. Still, it's almost all Tiger, all the time.
But this is golf we're talking about - a sport where if you're not talking about Tiger, you better be talking about Phil because the Mainstream Media is under the impression that golf fans only care about those two guys.
Now, should Tiger fire a similar round today and make it to the top of the Leaderboard heading into the final round, then there is a reason to talk about him until you're blue in the face. But right now, he's had as good a tournament as Rocco Mediate and Robert Karlsson, who have received the square root of zero in terms of media attention over these last two days. I know neither is a marquee name, but they've played just as well as Eldrick has over the first 36 holes...
I normally get excited about watching the majors. There is a ton of great shot-making and you never know what is going to happen, especially at the US Open.
But this weekend, I'm keeping the TV tuned in to something else, because I'm interested in watching golf, not the Tiger Woods Show.
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Friday, June 13, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
The top 10 dunks of all-time by white guys. (The World of Isaac)
David Stern had the wrong fix: Donaghy and the Commish, Two for the Money. (Truth About It)
Shawn Kemp - The Unfathered Father. (Cavs News)
Indecent proposal for Celtics tickets. (MaddenCowboy's Universe)
Kevin Garnett's Be Gatorade, My Friend video. (NESW Sports)
Danny Ferry: No Olympics for Ilgauskas; LeBron's okay though. (Waiting For Next Year)
Still awesome life coach: 10 lines for the Masshole in your life. (Next Round)
There can only be One Sixth Man. (You Been Blinded)
Time for the Jordan/Kobe comparisons to stop. (Intentional Foul)
Paul Heyman looks at Trump's involvement in Affliction MMA. (The Sun)
A look at the Pro Football Class of 2012. (NFL Gridiron Gab)
The five coolest wide receivers to watch in 2008. (Throwing Into Traffic)
Interview with the Chiefs Dwayne Bowe. (Arrowhead Addict)
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Panthers! (Cat Crave)
The 17-year anniversary of the final day of The National Sports Daily. (TMC)
Trivia: Where PGA golfers attended college. (SimonOnSports)
The Obama Throwback. (Steady Burn)
Pole vaulting draws the hot women. (on 205th magazine)
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY AWARD: eTrueSports
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
The Real Sporting World: Pilot episode. (Sport Crack)
Page Three girls show their football skills. (The Spoiler)
The Tiger and Phil banter you wish you could hear. (Next Round)
Nicknames that Chris Berman may or may not use this weekend. (The Money Shot)
Wanderlei Silva interview in Japanese MMA magazine. (The Savage Science)
Wanted: Someone to help Kobe out. (Cuzoogle)
The NBA's all-time ugly team. (PartMule)
Kevin Garnett's trainer getting him ready for Game 4. (NESW Sports)
Doc Rivers is the Homer Simpson of coaching. (We Suck at Sports)
The wind at AT&T park will try to knock over your beer. (Home Run Derby)
Are the Cardinals done now? (I'm Writing Sports)
Funny fishing videos. (The Legend of Cecilio Guante)
Kevin Costner is a Kansas City Chiefs fan? (Arrowhead Addict)
Kansas City Chiefs = NFL equivalent of a test pattern. (Throwing Into Traffic)
Copyright Law: What every blogger should know. (Moondog Sports)
BEST USE OF PHOTOSHOP AWARD: Hugging Harold Reynolds
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YOU MAD, MICKELSON?
by Jarrett Carter, Stet Sports Blog
Phil Mickelson is fed up with coming in second place. If it wasn't for Tiger Woods, he'd probably be driving around in fancy Buicks and getting his own brand of Gatorade.
Instead, he's forever linked to Winged Foot-in-throat syndrome, and being the little banana to the Big Kahuna that is Tiger Woods.
But he shouldn't be mad. He should be grateful that someone like Tiger Woods came along to elevate his game and launch him into the discussion of being one of the greatest of all time.
Woods' career has been an exercise in lunacy. It's crazy to think that one mind could be so focused so often, especially in a sport like golf where its you, the club, the hole, and mother nature.
And yet, Phil has been right there every step of the way. For a while, Vijay Singh was the talk of the town, but Mickelson was always in the "who can possibly catch Tiger?" discussion. And if it were not for Tiger, would Mickelson ever have the motivation to be that consistently locked in?
I don't think so.
Phil Mickelson is one of the best ever, and were it not for his playing prime crashing at Woods' intersection of genius and destiny, it would be his name up there with Ben Hogan and Arnold Palmer.
Besides, not everyone drives Buicks and drinks Gatorade.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
Kevin Garnett cheating on his wife? (MixMakers)
Kobe Bryant is The One. (Docksquad)
NBA bloggers pick winners. (With Malice...)
Poland is taking their rivalry with Germany a little too far. (FanIQ)
Where reality and stupidity collide. (PartMule)
Mickelson's hidden endorsements. (SimonOnSports)
Chad Johnson-Rick Reilly party coverage. (You Been Blinded)
Jesus loves sports. (YepYep)
Tarvaris Jackson silliness. (Throwing Into Traffic)
CBB talks with The Loose Cannons. (The College Baseball Blog)
Mr. Met vs. Homer the Brave. (Home Run Derby)
Papi's season rests in a cast. (MySportsRumors)
BEST USE OF PHOTOSHOP AWARD: eTrueSports (2)
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
THE AFTER PARTY
Jeremy Shockey BELONGS in the Giants locker room. (Throwing Into Traffic)
NC Central graduates Duke lacrosse accuser. (Brahsome)
And with the first pick, the Chicago Bulls select... (Chicago Bull)
Jim Leyland unleashes F-Bomb tirade. (The World of Isaac)
Ned Yost gets his Bissinger on. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
The wide world of Champions League soccer. (The Beautiful Game)
Tiger Woods named fittest american. (PartMule)
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. throws uppercut at fake fansite. (TMZ)
Top 10 athlete performances on Saturday Night Live. (All Balls)
Pittsburghers get to know Detroit. (Mondesi's House)
Kraft dating Olsen sister - Spygate video surprises. (eTrueSports)
Gina Carano continues her training, hotness. (on 205th magazine)
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