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Showing posts with label Year in Review. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

EPIC CARNIVAL'S 2007 SPORTS CLOWN OF THE YEAR

by DCScrap, Editor

Isiah had the lead for awhile, so did Barry, but only one person could be our 2007 Sports Clown of the Year. You, the people, voted. The results are in. And the winner is ............

MICHAEL VICK!

Congratulations, Mike!

Final voting results:
1. Vick: 22.4%
2. Isiah Thomas: 17.3%
3. Barry Bonds: 14.3%
4. Bobby Petrino: 13.3%
5. Bill Belichick: 12.2%
6. Roger Clemens: 7.1%
7. O.J. Simpson: 6.1%
8. Fans of Barbaro: 5.1%
9. Marion Jones: 2.0%
10. Kirk Radomski: 0.0%

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EPIC CARNIVAL AUTHORS OF THE YEAR

by DCScrap, Editor

When I set out asking the EC authors to vote on who they felt was the author of the year in this crazy Carnival, I truly was not intending on myself being involved in the voting. But as it turns out, the people spoke and like Harry Carson, I will accept my award. The other recipient of the award is a writer who some how, some way, manages to come up with a top 10, or 20, or more, list damn near every weekday for the entire six months this site has been in existence. His contribution to the site has made my life easier and more enjoyable as I know that when I fire up the old Tandy in the morning there will be a list waiting there for me to get the day at EC started off right. Thank you, Shooter.

And like every athlete who ever won an award and said that it was a team effort, I will echo those sentiments and say thank you to every writer who has contributed to EC this year. Without you, nothing I do here would be possible.

Thank you to them and to you, the reader. Keep on coming back as each day we are in existence is a day that we strive to be better than the day before and we don't plan to stop doing that anytime soon.

(Those also nominated for the award included: BD, BOHChris, The Chief, Davey, Don, dswinder, Jack Cobra, Jordi Scrubbings, Liston, The Prophet, Rupert, Sooze, Stan, Sterling Gould, and T.)

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EPIC CARNIVAL YEAR IN REVIEW: THE HOT TOPICS OF 2007

by DCScrap, Editor

So what topics were our readers most interested in reading about in the past six months (EC started July 15, 2007)? Let's have a look shall we? This could be interesting. (Listed by the number of click on these labels this year.)

1. Hot Girls - What a shock.

2. Cheerleaders - You people have a one-track mind, don't you?

3. NFL - Okay, a two-track mind.

4. NCAA Football - More football.

5. Videos - Finally, something new.

6. MLB - Stick and ball fans, huh?

7. Lindsay Lohan - Uh, this is a sports blog, people.

8. Satire - We love this stuff too.

9. NBA - David Stern would be so disappointed.

10. Athena Barber - Well, she is definitely popular.

11. Soccer - Really?

12. Laure Manaudou - Naked swimmers get hits? Who knew?

13. Motorsports - You folks are surprising me a little.

14. NHL - This would be about right.

15. Live Blog - You like those, huh?



So what feature's label did you search for the most?

1. NFL Previews - Girls and football... you guys are so predictable.

2. Cheerleader Friday - Another shocker.

3. Photoshop Awards - Now, I'm feeling you.

4. Throwing Knives - A (pretty much) daily staple.

5. Introducing Tips - Personal growth is very important.

6. Sexiest Woman in the World - A quest that ended with no answer.

7. Coolest Jersey in Sports - See #6.

8. The Beer Tent - New, but catching on fast.

9. The Main Attraction - Quality stuff every time.

10. Who Would You Do - Love it, hate it, people had to look.

11. Why Your Team Won't Win - Always pisses people off.

12. EC NCAA Football Poll - Does our opinion matter or is it fun to laugh at?

13. Against the Spread - You degenerates...

14. Blog Wiser Hot Seat - Always interesting; never disappoints.

15. NCAA Football Weekend Preview - I assume this ties into #13 somehow.



Which author's label did you click on the most?

1. SportsGirl365 - Yeah, we miss her too.

2. BD - Posts like clockwork.

3. dswinder - Did you know he likes Natalie Gulbis?

4. DCScrap - Aww... you're making me blush.

5. Liston - He'll never believe it.

6. BOHChris - Neither will he.

7. Kristine - Nor will she.

8. Lozo - We just couldn't tame him.

9. Don - He does have that Aussie thing going for him.

10. Jack Cobra - Another semi-daily staple at EC.

11. Eric Horowitz - We were glad to have him for awhile.

12. Davey - Rock solid and always interesting.

13. DMtShooter - No idea how he does it every... damn... day.

14. The Prophet - May be the best writer of them all.

15. The Original JD - A future lawyer and a fun writer.

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EPIC CARNIVAL YEAR IN REVIEW: MOST POPULAR POSTS OF 2007 BY AUTHOR

by DCScrap, Editor

In continuing our review of the year 2007 in EC, we now present the most popular posts by each author currently on the writing staff here at Epic Carnival. (Note: if an author was listed on the Most Clicked Posts list, the post on this list is the next most popular one for that author.) And like I said before, give 'em a click and check 'em out... they're still good readin'.

Andy Kissko: IU/GEORGIA TECH GAME RUNNING DIARY

BD: THROWING KNIVES: VICK STORY ALMOST OVER

BOHChris: WHO WOULD YOU DO: MISS GOSSIP VS KRISTINE

Brian P. Foley: COLTS CHEAT! BIG SHOCKER; GIVE US YOUR TAKE!

CC Rider: COMMENTARY -- SEAN TAYLOR: REDEMPTION AND TRAGEDY

The Chief: THE CHIEF'S NFL POWER RANKINGS

Chris Richardson: STUPID SPORTS SH!T: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

Davey: RANDOM OBSERVATIONS : BILLS @ STEELERS : FIRST HALF EDITION

DCScrap: GIRLS OF THE BIG 10: WE READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES

DMtShooter: TOP TEN JUSTIFICATIONS FOR MIKE VICK'S (ALLEGED) ACTIONS

Don: THE IRB IS PEOPLED WITH MORONS...

Dr. C: SIDESHOW ALLEY: LANCE BRIGGS WILL IMPREGNATE YOU THEN LEAVE

dswinder: NATALIE GULBIS HAS NO PROBLEM WITH BEING HOT

E. Spencer Kyte: FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: UNTOUCHABLE? REALLY?

Ed Valentine: WHAT KEPT THE BLOGOSPHERE BUZZING IN 2007?

Fat Willard: BELICHICK DEMANDS ASTERISK ADDED TO SHULA'S WEIGHT LOSS TOTAL

Gary Gaffney, MD: THE 'ROID REPORT FOR THE WEEK OF NOV. 25

Isaac: FREE MIKE VICK AND OTHER SHOWS OF SUPPORT

Jack Cobra: CHIPPER JONES IS NOT HAPPY WITH DAVID WRIGHT

Jacob: IF THE SEASON ENDED TODAY: MLB AWARDS VOTING

Jordi Scrubbings: FROM GOODWATER TO GLORY: THE HEROIC RISE OF JAMARIO MOON

Kirk: EPIC CARNIVAL'S SPORTS CALENDAR

Kristine: CHEERLEADERS SUSPENDED FOR CHEERING

Liston: THE SWEETEST TOUCHDOWN CELEBRATION IN THE UNIVERSE

Love Without Nagel: BREAKING DOWN THE HEISMAN PRESENTATION

Mac G: FACEBOOK FOOLS

Matt Loede: CHEAP HEAT: ARMAGEDDON WRAPS UP A BUSY 2007 PPV SLATE

Mike: FRIED COOKIE DOUGH, SEXY COEDS AND FOOTBALL

Neate Sager: LIVE AT THE HOSERDOME (A WEEKLY NHL POST)

Noce: BEYOND THE ARC: FIVE REASONS '08 LOOKS GREAT

The Prophet: KIMBO SLICE DESTROYS OPPONENT ON SHOWTIME: A STAR IS BORN?

Ray: FIRE BILLY GILLISPIE!

Ren McCormack: 4TH ESTATE GRAFITTI: REN'S TEN

Rupert: MATCH.COM MONDAYS: LLOYD CARR

Simon: DEAR NEW YORK JETS FANS

Sooze: EVERETT UNDERGOES SURGERY, FACES PARALYSIS

Stan: THE BLOG WISER HOT SEAT: MATT MOSLEY

Sterling Gould: WHY YOUR TEAM WON'T WIN THE SEC: TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS

T: THE NFL ALL-JAIL TIME TEAM

Tbone: VCR QUARTERBACK TO CALL PLAYS FOR DOLPHINS SUNDAY

Tello Real: TOP 10 FANTASY TEAM NAMES OF ALL-TIME

Thermocaster: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE HARRIS POLLSTER?

Tony Riazzi: GLADIATORS READY...

Vent: CHEERLEADER PHOTO INCIDENT A REMINDER OF FADED YOUTH

WCK: MORE BAD NEWS FOR WRESTLING: BRYAN ADAMS DEAD AT 43

WCT: WCT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON WRAP-UP - COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS A LOT LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON

wwtb?: MINNESOTA SPORTS: THE WASTELAND

Also of note: Stan and Rupert's WHY OHIO STATE WON'T WIN JACK S%^& THIS YEAR (oops)

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EPIC CARNIVAL YEAR IN REVIEW: MOST CLICKED POSTS OF 2007

by DCScrap, Editor

2,084 posts since we opened our doors on July 15, 2007. What a year! Sure, we've had some clunker posts along the way, but we've also had quite a few that you seemed to like. Here are the top 30 most clicked posts of 2007. Click and relive the memories or get some enjoyment for the first time. Trust me, the stories are still good.

1. JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS: A NEW CHEERLEADER MAGAZINE! (DCScrap)

2. LOHAN SET TO JOIN BENGALS WITH RECORD CONTRACT AFTER LATEST ARREST (BOHChris)

3. WHO IS THE HOTTEST WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IN SPORTS? THE FINALS! (DCScrap)

4. TOP 13 NBA THIEVES (DMtShooter)

5. THE MAIN ATTRACTION: THE NIGHTMARE WAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND OTHER NFL MIDWAY MOVIES (Adam Best)

6. OUR FAVORITE 10 PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL ANNOUNCER LINES (DMtShooter)

7. FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. VS. RICKY HATTON MAIN EVENT LIVE BLOG (The Prophet)

8. NEWEST CRAZE IN FANDOM: FLIGHT TRACKING (Mac G)

9. MICHAEL VICK HAS TIES TO AL-QAEDA (WCK)

10. TOP 10 IN-SHOW TIMEWASTE SUGGESTIONS FOR ESPN SPORTSCENTER (DMtShooter)

11. DWEEBS GET ALL THE LEADS (Rupert and Stan)

12. WHO IS THE HOTTEST WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IN SPORTS - TITLE DEFENSE #4 (DCScrap)

13. WHICH MLB TEAM HAS THE HOTTEST CONCESSION WORKER? (DMtShooter)

14. WHO IS THE HOTTEST WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IN SPORTS - TITLE DEFENSE #2 (DCScrap)

15. TOP 10 WORLD SERIES STORIES THAT WILL START AT INSUFFERABLE AND GET MUCH WORSE WITH REPETITION (DMtShooter)

16. MAYWEATHER/HATTON: JEFF LACY V. PETER MANFREDO, JR. (The Prophet)

17. WHO IS THE HOTTEST WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IN SPORTS - TITLE DEFENSE #1 (DCScrap)

18. THE BEST GOLF MOVIE CHARACTERS (dswinder)

19. HATTON/MAYWEATHER LIVE COVERAGE: DE LEON V. ESCOBEDO (The Prophet)

20. CHEERLEADER FRIDAY (DCScrap)

21. FLOYD MAYWEATHER V. RICKY HATTON LIVE COVERAGE (The Prophet)

22. THE TEN KINDS OF SPORTS BLOGGERS (DMtShooter)

23. THE FABULOUS MOOLAH: A LOOK BACK (Tbone)

24. WHO IS THE HOTTEST WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IN SPORTS - TITLE DEFENSE #3 (DCScrap)

25. THE BLOG WISER HOT SEAT: JENN STERGER (Rupert and Stan)

26. YOU STAY CLASSY, IGGLES FANS (Richie Rich)

27. BIG TEN = NEW BIG TWELVE (Hank Worrell)

28. HEISMAN WATCH: SURPRISES AT THE TOP (Jacob)

29. JONATHAN LEE RICHES STRIKES AGAIN; SUES BONDS, SELIG AND A BAT (DCScrap)

30. BIKINI CRISIS AT THE SOUTH PACIFIC GAMES (Kyle Smith)

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Monday, December 31, 2007

THE CARNIES' FAVES OF 2007 FROM THEIR OWN DOMAINS

by DCScrap, Editor

2007 has been a busy year for the Carnies, both here at Epic Carnival as well as on their own sites. I asked the Carnies to pick their favorite posts from their own sites to share with you, our dear EC reader. Enjoy!

Andy Kissko, Rivalfish
Night #3 of Kwanzaa: Mark McGwire and the Dummy Can of Tuna Conspiracy Theory

BD, Sports Show On Mute
I Could Never Even Begin To Quantify My Experience Last Night

BOHChris, Blog of Hilarity
Scooter the Baseball wanted for questioning in Coolbaugh death

Brian P. Foley, The College Baseball Blog
CBB Top Position Players for 2008

The Chief, Ren McCormack, Fat Willard, Hugging Harold Reynolds
Headline: Clemens Took It in the Butt

Chris Richardson, Intentional Foul
Is Lance Briggs A Deadbeat Baby Daddy?

Davey, Blown Coverage
These are my readers

DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
Perspective

Don, With Malice...
Letter From An Anonymous NBA Star

Dr. C, Chicago Bull
24 - Brian Griese Is Jack Bauer

dswinder, Sons of Sam Malone
Coach Propst is gettin' two-a-day...Reporter gets canned in the process...

E. Spencer Kyte, Bugs and Cranks
Worst. Team. Ever.

Ed Valentine, Valentine's Views On Sports
Ideas for how Carl Pavano can use his Yankees playoff share

Gary Gaffney, MD, Steroid Nation
Bill Moyers talks of a society on steroids

Isaac, The World of Isaac
Say it aint so JoePa

Jacob, Vegas Watch
Evaluating April MLB Predictions

Jack Cobra, Cobra Brigade
Big Ten Football Program in Big Trouble

Jordi Scrubbings, The Serious Tip
Mrs. Rizzuto's Bat

Kirk, PartMule
PACMAN JONES TO TAKE IMUS RADIO SLOT!

Kristine, This Suit Is Not Black
Marcus Bent Got Screwed Because His Girlfriend Did First

Liston, Introducing Liston
The Application for Consideration for Gang Membership

Mac G, Mac G's World
The Power of the Poon

Matt Loede, Let's Wrestle
News on Tonight's SmackDown and ECW; Personal Thoughts on the Benoit Situation

Mike, The Pig Pen
5 REASONS SHAWN BRADLEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF RETIREMENT

Neate Sager, Out Of Left Field
GETTING TOUGH WITH THE '72 DOLPHINS

Noce, Chicago Bull
My Vick Rant

The Prophet, ProphetFighting
Muhammad Ali vs. Mike Tyson

Ray, Flyers Fieldhouse
Re: Appeal of 2007 Suspension

Rupert, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
Brady Quinn Gets an Image Consultant

Sooze, Babes Love Baseball
Happy Holidays!

Stan, Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
J.J Redick: My NBA Rookie Diary

Sterling Gould, More Credible
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

T, The Angry T
Maybe Joey Harrington Isnt Quite Ready for the Starter's Role Again

Tbone, The Sports Hernia
Beckham Debut Ends in Horror...*

Tello Real, Rivalfish
BEACH TENNIS USA: The Phil Whitesell Interview

Tony Riazzi, Rivalfish
A-Rod Gets Tips Refrosted In Autumn Hues For Playoffs

Vent, Busted Coverage
South Florida Lineman Has Arms Full Of Blondes

WCK, 100% Injury Rate
It should be a busy Father's Day for these guys

WCT, The Ship of Fools
O-ver-rate-ted! Clap! Clap! Clap-clap-clap!

and here's mine... I get two, because it's my post. :-P
DCScrap, on 205th
Anna Kournikova In A Bikini ... No Explanation Needed
I Dare You Not To Laugh At This...I DARE You

*my personal favorite.

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

WHAT KEPT THE BLOGOSPHERE BUZZING IN 2007?

by Ed Valentine, Valentine's Views On Sports

Here is a look back at some of the events that shaped the sports blogosphere in 2007.

  • Pretty much any 'Who Would You Do?' contest. Various sites have held those in regards to sideline reporters, tennis stars, golf stars, and wives or girlfriends of athletes. A site run by women even did a Hot Sports Bloggers contest. Yuck! At this point, these are entertaining, but old hat.
  • The Allison Stokke uproar. The blogosphere was on fire after With Leather turned 18-year-old high school pole vaulter Allison Stokke into an Internet sensation with a sexy picture and some lewd remarks. Six months later I still get a smattering of hits to my personal site, Valentine's Views, looking for Stokke stories.
  • Colin Cowdungherd vs. The Big Lead. Cowherd directed his listeners to attack The Big Lead and try to crash its servers, which they did, following some commentary Cowdungherd didn't like. Cowdungherd has become the sports blogosphere's favorite whipping boy. At least he's good for something!
  • Steroids in baseball. Arguments abound everywhere on the Internet about Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and everyone else connected to the performance-enhancing drug scandal in baseball. This topic will give bloggers fodder to write and argue about for years to come.
  • Alex Rodriguez stories. Anyone who writes consistently knows that some days you just have nothing new, nothing fresh. Thank God for A-Rod on those days. Whether he was hitting home runs, hitting on women who weren't his wife, wishing he could hit his agent or hitting up the Yankees for insane wads of cash, there was always something to write about this ever-so sensitive superstar.
  • The New York Knicks. The Knicks desperately need to fire coach/GM Isiah Thomas and get rid of the very strange Stephon Marbury. If you blog heavily about New York sports, though, as I do, you hope James Dolan keeps these guys forever. Like A-Rod, there is pretty much something to write about one or both of these idiots every day.
  • Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots. Love 'em or hate 'em, the Patriots always give you something to talk about. Whether it was Spygate, songs immortalizing their coach as 'Belicheat,' questions about running up the score on undermanned opponents or just admiration for how good they are the Patriots have been a hot topic all year. Oh, and it doesn't hurt that Tom Brady is impregnating supermodels at an alarming rate.
  • Michael Vick and PacMan Jones. Law-breaking superstars will always get the blogosphere fired up, and these were the two favorite targets during the past year.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

THE 10 MOST TRAGICALLY UNDERPLAYED SPORTS DEATHS OF 2007

by Tello Real, Rivalfish

Every year more "sports" deaths then you'd feel comfortable forgetting about pass by the wayside despite the incessant "human" interests of the sports media. This happens because, frankly, the deceased aren't famous enough, or their deaths quite outrageous enough. Determine what that says about us as fans, writers, or humans for yourself, and it's somewhat ridiculous to feel bad about the unavoidable fact that the more famous, young, or both someone is when they die, the bigger news story it will be. And if mentioning the following group of guys does anything for any of the fans, friends, and even family members of those and others whose passing was pushed from the papers by the next signing or injury, I don't even kinda feel bad depressing everyone for the rest of the day.

10. LaRon Cephac - Maryland Terrapins Basketball - 29
By all accounts, as good a guy and as understated a team player as one could find. But what else are they going to say about a guy that died? His career as a Boys & Girls Club director spoke for itself, as did his ongoing friendship with coach Gary Williams and many of his teammates from the 2001 Final Four team.

9. Rod Beck - 12 Year MLB Veteran ('91-'01, '02-'04) - 38
Some rock group called Stroke 9 includes a song on it's 2004 album called "Rod Beck." The song doesn't mention Beck by name and has absolutely nothing to do with baseball, but instead provides a first person account of self doubt and apathetic despair. Three years later, Rod Beck dies of an apparent cocaine overdose after a battle with cocaine addiction that cost him his family and career. Depressing coincidence.

8. Taylor Bradford - University of Memphis Football - 21
As tends to happen, when a young black guy is shot in a car, people question his past, possible gang involvement, and current social circle more than they focus on the loss of the individual himself. Taylor Bradford could have been a future star, or an undrafted free agent, for all we know. Hell, he was a three-state all-stater in high school with shot put records that make no sense to me. Either way, his family will surely miss him just as much as Sean Taylor's misses Sean.

7. Joe Kennedy - Journeyman MLB Prospect - 28
A hoss of a pitcher with a bevy of pitches and a badass nickname (The Patriarch, after JFK and RFK's pops). He died at his in-laws the night before serving as the best man at his best friend's wedding, with his pregnant wife and 1-year-old son at his side. No drugs, no prior health issues, just tragedy. Fuckin' A.

6. George Webster - Michigan State and Houston Oiler Legend - 61
I don't think this was even covered on the mother-station of ass-broadcasting. While 61 when he died, he had lived a life of pain and suffering after football while being denied full disability benefits from the NFL. (Despite being a quadriplegic minus a little tingling in a couple of fingers) And no, I'm not talking about Mike Webster, who won more Super Bowls and therefore had a death apparently more worth reporting.

5. Antonio Puerta - FC Sevilla Midfielder - 22
While this was surely reported widely in Europe, his tragedy deserves a retelling at home. With a pregnant girlfriend, he collapsed mid-game due to a hereditary heart issue... only to get up and walk off the field. He then had a massive heart attack in the locker room about five minutes after realizing he should probably stop playing professional football due to his condition.

4. Darrent Williams - Broncos Defensive Back - 24
Pretty much exactly like Sean Taylor minus the Pro Bowls. Same age, same past, two kids, live-in girlfriend, and even an independent record label startup in his home town of Fort Worth, TX. Yet when he dies, all you see or hear about on the news is that he died in the arms of a more-famous player, Javon Walker, coupled with pictures of JW clad in bloody shirt arriving at Broncos headquarters the morning of the tragedy.

3. Bob Flynn - McDaniel College Men's Basketball Coach - 49
The dorky dad and b-ball lifer that was known to have spent his entire life teaching children the game while keeping it fun and in-perspective. Massive heart-attack, out of nowhere, after re-building one of the small DI programs you've never heard of because they never made the tourney. Said one of his coaching rivals: "I feel like I've lost a brother. I don't know if Bob understood how many lives he touched."

2. Josh Hancock - Journeyman Relief Pitcher - 29
Had one or two too many but still surely thought he was "fine to drive," was texting while driving, and ran into the back of a tow-truck that was stopped in the middle of a lane of highway traffic. Sound like something that could happen to you? Me too. Wear your seatbelt. Had Josh been, he would probably be around today to teach shorties not to drink and drive.

1. Darryl Stingley - Paralyzed Patriots Receiver - 55
Stingley was the ultimate symbol of the violence inherent in professional football. Paralyzed by a completely legal hit from Jack Tatum on a pass up the middle by Steve Grogan. He lived almost thirty years after the accident, only to die from complications associated with its result. While to the NFL and its fans, Darryl and his story is about "15 tragedies ago," to Jack and Steve and everyone that loved Darryl, he's an everyday thought.

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