TOP 10 UNANSWERED QUESTIONS IN THE CEDRIC BENSON ARREST

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. When he yelled for his Mom as the police put him in handcuffs, did he scream "Mommmyyyyy!!!", "Maaaaaaa!!!!" or just fall to the ground sobbing and kicking?

9. Is this also somehow Thomas Jones' fault?

8. Did the police sergeant that maced and cuffed Benson draft him in his fantasy league next year?

7. Was Berson expecting The Chicago Adrian Peterson to take over for the hard part of the arrest?

6. Did he have to pay Nick Nolte any royalties for that mug shot?

5. Was Right Said Ced drunk on Zima, schnapps, or a pink Zinfandel?

4. Did he try to run from the cops, only to be taken down with relative ease?

3. Were the cops (the arrest happened northwest of Austin) also high?

2. Is Bear Fan thinking wistfully of Rashaan Salaam and Curtis Enis yet?

1. For the love of Ditka, what else does he have to do to get released?

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