by Mr. E, Staff Writer
Apparently, all that talk about not getting in Ciara's pants that easily seems to go away once her records start slipping down the charts. Now relying on cameo appearances in other musician's songs, Ciara needed to do something and she needed to do it ASAP. Thankfully, she whipped out the ultimate secret weapon of female relevance: getting naked for a photo shoot.
Now, if she only did a remake of One-Two Step while wearing only those heals. That, my friends, would be check...mate.
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Showing posts with label naked women. Show all posts
Friday, October 10, 2008
Ciara shows her goodies for Vibe
Saturday, August 9, 2008
BATTLE OF THE BOOBS MVP AWARD
| The Battle of the Boobs had many fine competitors from all walks of athletics. Yet only a few could help their squads fight through the crowd to the title game. Steroid Nation, our contest champion, had three fantastic beauties that lead him to the crown. The first two being beautiful golfers in Anna Rawson and Natalie Gulbis. Finally Steroid Nation packed the punch of Anna Semenovich as their closer. All through were incredible contributors towards the title run. The final competitor(s) for the MVP coming from finals loser Hugging Harold Reynolds. Though they came up short in the end Bia and Branca valiently fought through the competition to get HHR to the finals. It certainly was not the Brazilian duos fault that they were thwarted on judgment day. So which of these lovely ladies is deserving of the Battle of the Boobs first ever MVP. You decide. |
Friday, August 8, 2008
I PRESENT YOUR BOB CHAMPION: The Marked Gubiczas
Congratulations to Steroid Nation's Marked Gubiczas for conquering a stellar field in the first ever Epic Carnival Battle of the Boobies. Steroid Nation's domination was never so evident as it was in the finals. From the get go the Nation took an insurmountable lead and eventually cruised home with a 62.5% to 37.5% victory over HHR's Major Gunns. 
Once again for all of the competitors, the world congratulates you on your skilled ability to find talent, but in the end only one could prevail. And that one is of course taking performance enhancing medication. Congrats again Steroid Nation.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
BOB TOILET BOWL FINAL: Nice Bum Where Ya Froms vs. Ferocious Funbags
| And Now here is the final losers bowl pitting Simon against the Prophet. The loser gets the dunce cap while the winner gets to walk away only mildly ashamed of the fact that he was second worst in this competition. Voting shall only last two days so be quick. (Vote for the Team You Think Is BETTER) Need More Research than the Pictures Below? Here's Links for Each of the Players Simon's Nice Bum Where Ya Froms: Kristi Leskinen, Ana Ivanovic, Alona Bondarenko, Veronica Kay, Bianca Cruz Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Maria Sharapova, Junko Yaginuma, Niki Gudex, Irina Kalentieva, Svetlana Khorkina |
Simon: Kristi Leskinen 
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Maria Sharapova
Simon: Ana Ivanovic
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Junko
Simon: Alona Bondarenko
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Niki Gudex
Simon: Veronica Kay
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Svetlana Khorkina
Simon: Bianca Cruz
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Irina Kalentieva
GET YOUR VOTE ON
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Maria Sharapova
Simon: Ana Ivanovic
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Junko
Simon: Alona Bondarenko
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Niki Gudex
Simon: Veronica Kay
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Svetlana Khorkina
Simon: Bianca Cruz
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Irina Kalentieva
GET YOUR VOTE ON
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
BOB CHAMPIONSHIP: Marked Gubiczas vs. Major Gunns
| And it all comes down to this a battle between two worthy contenders. Steroid Nation battled past Tig Ole Bitties in the 1st round and followed up by sneaking past the Bazooka Militia in the 2nd round. Meanwhile the Major Gunns defeated Simon by a single vote and defeated The Wham Bam Thank You Ma'ams via EC Executive Committee tie breakin. Two valiant competitors, seeking the first ever title. The champion shall be crowned Wednesday August 6th. Need More Research than the Pictures Below? Here's Links for Each of the Players Steroid Nation's Marked Gubiczas: Natalie Gulbis, Anna Rawson, Anna Semenovich, Shanelle Loraine, Milene Domingues HHR's Major Gunns: Lokelani McMichael, Amanda Beard, Bia & Branca, Biljana "Biba" Golic |
Steroid Nation: Anna Semenovich
HHR: Bia & Branca
Steroid Nation: Anna Rawson
HHR: Amanda Beard
Steroid Nation: Natalie Gulbis
HHR: Lokelani McMichael
Steroid Nation: Shanelle Loraine
HHR: Biba Golic
Steroid Nation: Milene Domingues
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HHR: Bia & Branca
Steroid Nation: Anna Rawson
HHR: Amanda Beard
Steroid Nation: Natalie Gulbis
HHR: Lokelani McMichael
Steroid Nation: Shanelle Loraine
HHR: Biba Golic
Steroid Nation: Milene Domingues
GET YOUR VOTE ON
BOB SEMIFINAL VOTING (Only 2 Hours Left)
Only 2 Hours left to voice your final say in whom should be amongst the finalists. Currently Doug led by Ms. Kournikova is in a dead heat with HHR led by Bia and Branca. Meanwhile Steroid Nation led by Natalie Gulbis is narrowly in the lead of Sooze led by Daniela Hantuchova. If you care to reresearch the ladies Go Here & Go Here.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
BOB TOILET BOWL 2: Isaac's Tig Ole Bitties vs. Prophet's Ferocious Funbags
| Here at EC we are equal part congratulator and hater. The congratulator wants to crown the best and brightest and give them a round of applause for a delightful draft. The Hater in us wants to see which of us is the biggest moron so we can heckle them endlessly. So we present you the BOB Toilet Bowl, where we will crown the person who couldn't even win once. (Vote for the Team You Think Is WORSE) Need More Research than the Pictures Below? Here's Links for Each of the Players Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Maria Sharapova, Junko Yaginuma, Niki Gudex, Irina Kalentieva, Svetlana Khorkina Isaac's Tig Ole Bitties: Ana Paula Mancino, Jennie Finch, Tanith Belbin, Alina Kabeyeva, Miwa Asao |
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Maria Sharapova
Isaac: Ana Paula Mancino
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Junko
Isaac: Jennie Finch
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Niki Gudex
Isaac: Tanith Belbin
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Svetlana Khorkina
Isaac: Miwa Asao
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Irina Kalentieva
Isaac: Alina Kabeyeva
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Isaac: Ana Paula Mancino
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Junko
Isaac: Jennie Finch
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Niki Gudex
Isaac: Tanith Belbin
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Svetlana Khorkina
Isaac: Miwa Asao
Prophet's Ferocious Funbags: Irina Kalentieva
Isaac: Alina Kabeyeva
GET YOUR VOTE ON
Friday, July 25, 2008
BOB ROUND 2: Steroid Nation's Marked Gubiczas vs. Sooze's Bazooka Militia
| In the first ever BOB tie in the matchup of Sooze and Prophet the almighty (me) had to make the final decision on who was going to advance. And since Prophet lazied it up and forced me to do the work in finding his pictures, he shall lose. Sooze moves on to face off with Steroid Nation's powerful Marked Gibiczas. Voting ends next wednesday at noon. Need More Research than the Pictures Below? Here's Links for Each of the Players Steroid Nation's Marked Gubiczas: Natalie Gulbis, Anna Rawson, Anna Semenovich, Shanelle Loraine, Milene Domingues Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Daniela Hantuchova, Missy Gibson, Caroline Pearce, Heather Mitts, Christina Lecuyer |
Steroid Nation: Natalie Gulbis
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Daniela Hantuchova
Steroid Nation: Anna Rawson
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Caroline Pierce
Steroid Nation: Anna Semenovich
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Heather Mitts
Steroid Nation: Shanelle Loraine
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Missy Gibson
Steroid Nation: Milene Domingues
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Christina Lecuyer
GET YOUR VOTE ON
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Daniela Hantuchova
Steroid Nation: Anna Rawson
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Caroline Pierce
Steroid Nation: Anna Semenovich
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Heather Mitts
Steroid Nation: Shanelle Loraine
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Missy Gibson
Steroid Nation: Milene Domingues
Sooze's Bazooka Militia: Christina Lecuyer
GET YOUR VOTE ON
BOB ROUND 1 VOTING (ONLY 2 HOURS LEFT)
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
BOB TOILET BOWL 1: Nice Bum Where Ya Froms vs. Boobies make Happy Pants
Here at EC we are equal part congratulator and hater. The congratulator wants to crown the best and brightest and give them a round of applause for a delightful draft. The Hater in us wants to see which of us is the biggest moron so we can heckle them endlessly. So we present you the BOB Toilet Bowl, where we will crown the person who couldn't even win once. (Vote for the Team You Think Is WORSE) Need More Research than the Pictures Below? Here's Links for Each of the Players. Simon's Nice Bum Where Ya Froms: Kristi Leskinen, Ana Ivanovic, Alona Bondarenko, Veronica Kay, Bianca Cruz TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Christine Arron, Gretchen Bleiler, Stephanie Rice, Swin Cash, Sasha Cohen |
Simon: Kristi Leskinen
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Gretchen Bleiler
Simon: Ana Ivanovic
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Christine Arron
Simon: Alona Bondarenko
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Stephanie Rice
Simon: Veronica Kay
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Sasha Cohen
Simon: Bianca Cruz
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Swin Cash
GET YOUR VOTE ON
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Gretchen Bleiler
Simon: Ana Ivanovic
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Christine Arron
Simon: Alona Bondarenko
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Stephanie Rice
Simon: Veronica Kay
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Sasha Cohen
Simon: Bianca Cruz
TSD's Boobies Make Happy Pants: Swin Cash
GET YOUR VOTE ON
BOB ROUND 2: The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams! vs. Major Gunns
| After a battle to the bitter end, Simon (aka me aka I'm bitter) was upended by HHR by a singular vote. Now HHR is battle tested and ready to take on Doug who put on a massive beat down in round 1. Winner gets passageway to the finals. Voting will end next wednesday at noon so get those votes churnin. Need More Research than the Pictures Below? Here's Links for Each of the Players. Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Anna Kournikova, Gina Carrano, Liz Hatch, Maria Kirilenko, Danica Patrick HHR's Major Gunns: Lokelani McMichael, Amanda Beard, Bia & Branca, Biljana "Biba" Golic |
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Anna Kournikova
HHR: Lokelani McMichael
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Gina Carrano
HHR: Amanda Beard
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Liz Hatch
HHR: Biba Golic
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Maria Kirilenko
HHR: Bia & Branca
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Danica Patrick
GET YOUR VOTE ON
HHR: Lokelani McMichael
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Gina Carrano
HHR: Amanda Beard
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Liz Hatch
HHR: Biba Golic
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Maria Kirilenko
HHR: Bia & Branca
Doug's The Wham-Bam Thank You Ma'ams!: Danica Patrick
GET YOUR VOTE ON
BOB ROUND 1 VOTING (ONLY 2 HOURS LEFT)
| In the tightest battle so far, Simon and HHR are down to a single vote between them. HHR was behind but has snuck in front with the vote lead. You have 2 hours to make the epic decision. Need picture reference? Go Here. | Doug is Currently Leading TSD By a Whopping 85%-15%. But you still have a chance to make it swing (it might be tough, but as KG said ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!). Voting closes at noon. Need Picture Reference? Go here. |
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