Because she is now a part-owner of the Dolphins and officially qualifies as one of the sexiest 40 year-olds on the planet (not to mention the sexiest sports franchise owner in the world) I am awarding today's title of Epic Carnival Princess to Jennifer Lopez. After 102 different princesses receiving this award my requirements for winning it are starting to get stretched a bit...
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Today's Carnival Princess: Jennifer Lopez
The Ding Show: Bizarre
- 20 hockey teams with bizarre names
- Bacon Is Good For Me dance remix
- Portia de Rossi is nice to come home to
- The return of Francoise Boufhal (ads NSFW)
- Olivia Munn is damn hot in a magazine photo shoot
- Carol Prates is the International Babe of the Day
- LFL MVP Search: Denver Dream
- Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Nikki Rockstar
- What happened to RuPaul's face?
- Butts, boobs, and babes...
- Louisville Ladybirds Halloween Show interrupted by creepy guy
- End of the Day: Polka dot butt
- Pania Rose revisited w/bonus lingerie commercial
'Old Reliable' returns to BCS Headquarters
With so many undefeated teams this late in the season, even the veteran leadership and solid fundamental structure of an organization like the BCS can't get the rankings perfect. Thankfully, the most powerful committee in college football has been there before, and knows just where to turn in a pinch.
Thanks to the GSF...
Kelly Brook started hew naked role, wasn't that naked
I know it's hard to complain about seeing super WAG Kelly Brook topless with pastries covering her goodies but I thought she was supposed to be butt-naked in this new role of hers. Is it wrong for me to be disappointed here?
Intermission: Drink
- 120 hot girls doing keg stands
- Awkward guy at the orgy
- Some celebrity and hot asses (ads NSFW)
- Top five date ideas you can do naked
- Luisana Lopilato will pick you up
- Some of the sexiest foreign singers doing their thing
- World's biggest indoor rollercoaster
- Lady Friend: Amit Friedman
- The 20 best blocks of LeBron James' career
- Spanish reporter knocked over
- Crystal Harris is Hef's latest squeeze
- The most creative Halloween prank that I've seen
- Two new Sherlock Holmes TV spots
Sadly, Kim Kardashian not knocked out
Also sadly, Kim was the only Kardashian who ended up getting in the ring with her opponent for the charity boxing match that no one cared about but them. I was really hoping the mom would get KO'd...
BYNHO* #26 - Danijela Martinović
Meet Danijela Martinović, Croatian singer. (*Babe You've Never Heard Of)
The Arcade: Jewel
- Jewel's totally hot bikini candids (ads NSFW)
- Sexy pole dancing anyone?
- Usain Bolt adopts Lightning Bolt the cheetah
- The 10 funniest sideline reporter bloopers in sports history
- Super sexy Rachel Leigh Cook gallery
- Now THIS is what I call an advertisement
- Olivia Wilde is one hot piece of tail
- She's Italian, she's stacked, she's a cougar
- Leighton Meester should do more photo shoots
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Playboy bunny
- Natalie Imbruglia topless bikini shots
- Create your very own Marvel Comic
- Win a Beetlejuice/Howard Stern Prize Pack
- Top 10 biggest dicks in sports
Kate Hudson does her best Madonna
Now I know that A-Rod has had a thing for Madonna in the past (why? no idea...) but I think his making Kate Hudson get all cut and pose like Madonna for Elle magazine is just going too far. Next thing you know Kate will be running around third world countries looking for kids to adopt.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Today's Carnival Princess: Blake Lively
Because I am a sucker for chick in a uniform, even if it is a made-up Halloween costume uniform, I am awarding Blake Lively the title of today's Epic Carnival Princess. About that mile high club, Blake...
The Ding Show: Hilarious
- The 10 funniest sports characters on TV
- The Legend of Link's Distractions
- The 75 worst record album covers of all-time
- Eight classic beat 'em up arcade games
- Four hot female criminals
- 10 actresses that got hotter with age
- A collection of awesome offbeat sports dives
- Shauna Sand flashes her panties
- Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Jessica Celeste
- Jamie Lee Curtis dressed as... naked old chick covered in flowers?
- America's Hottest College Sophomore gets friendly with cops
- Katie Marie Cork is delightful
- Five dates that shouldn't end in foreplay
Amazing basketball shot using a baseball bat
I always question the validity of videos like this when I see them but until someone proves otherwise this is one heck of an amazing shot...
H/T: Bugehoobs
Being a WAG is a great job
As I mentioned earlier today re: Victoria Beckham, pretty much all you have to do to get work these days is be married to a soccer player. Another case in point, this Sylvie van der Vaart babe got a job posing for BMW's new wind tunnel (yeah, you read that right). So this begs the question, which came first for most of these ladies? The modeling jobs or the marriage?
Intermission: Raunchy
- Belgium track and field just got raunchy
- Make sure Movie Guy never ruins a movie
- Christina Ricci in a bikini in Miami (ads NSFW)
- The top 10 creepiest cars of all-time
- Halloween costumes: What not to wear
- Miss COED: Chantel Elloway
- AnnaLynne McCord & her sisters at a Halloween party
- Christopher Walken reads Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven
- A nice tight rack always starts things off right
- Tila Tequila is auctioning off her boobs
- Three babes and a boat
- MySpace Tom joins Facebook
- Bunch of new character New Moon pictures
- Three amazingly hard NFL hits this season
Victoria Beckham sure is popular
For some reason Victoria Beckham is all over covers of fashion magazines these days. Last week she was on the cover of Elle and now she is on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Why? I have no idea. I mean, it'd be one thing if she was, you know, hot, or famous for actually accomplishing something, but she's not. She's famous for being Victoria Beckham. How do I get a job like that?
BYNHO* #25 - Claudia Lizaldi
Meet Claudia Lizaldi, Mexican TV anchor, actress and model. (*Babe You've Never Heard Of)
The Arcade: Otherwordly
- Bianca Jeffry is the International Babe of the Day
- Raiders coach Tom Cable is punchy, says ex-wife
- Chad Ochocinco's top 10 revelations in his new autobiography
- Sexy models from Spain (ads NSFW)
- Beatrice Rosen is a French beauty
- Eva Longoria's Bebe Sports layout (ads NSFW)
- There is nothing wrong with binge drinking
- Chicago loves Bill Simmons
- Nelly Furtado in Naked Eye magazine
- A Hollywood Halloween (128 pics)
- Don't rap your McDonald's drive-thru order
- I want this TAD Gear Titanium Rescue Ring
- Your Guy Event Calendar for November
- Malin Akerman with the upskirt
12 of the best celebration Fails of all-time
The other day we watched as 12 dopes celebrated a wee bit too early in their respective sports. Today we are taking a look at some more dopes, but these folks actually had a reason to celebrate. They just didn't do it very well...
I think he was supposed to slide on his knees...
Eh, it was just in front of the entire student body...
Keep holding that hand up there buddy...
Just remember, he is a professional athlete...
Uh, hmmm...
Missed him by thatmuch...
It's not a celebration til someone bleeds...
Or til someone is concussed...
Or catches fire...
Or the truck you are riding on overturns...
Hey, it's hard to see in those costumes...
Kerwin Bell just... well... wow...
Got one we should see? Drop us a link in the comments!
Monday, November 2, 2009
Today's Carnival Princess: Jaime Pressly
Because I feel bad about those funbags her getting a parking ticket I am going to go ahead and give today's title of Epic Carnival Princess to Jaime Pressly. Even if she did just get married... jerk...
The Ding Show: Good cause
- Anne V does it for a good cause
- Alessandra Ambrosio loves wearing bikinis in St. Barths
- Julianne Hough & sister in Halloween outfits (ads NSFW)
- The Slutty Crew of Halloween 2009 (ads NSFW)
- Kid Rock - All Summer Long parody
- Lori Loughlin does yoga
- Vanessa Arias (part 2) is the International Babe of the Day
- Megan Fox looking hot
- Halloween knight Falls
- Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Jessica Celeste
- Erin Andrews hot assistant, security detail close by
- What's up with Paris Hilton's breasts?
- How to use bacon to make your life incredible
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